A 6.4 quake struck Tonopah, NV today. Maybe it's time to let out the aliens.

(People talk about Area 51 because they don't know about Tonopah)

“Don't hide your scars. They make you who you are.” – Frank Sinatra

“Except for those scarred psyches, no one wants to see that.” – mJ

Public pension funds such as CalSTRS, CalPERS (the nation's largest), and the Florida State Board of Administration have invested in UBER.

State workers are having their futures placed in a company that has lost more money than Donald Trump.

UBER, a ride-sharing company that has lost more than $20,000,000,000 during its eleven year history and still loses money on its rides pays CEO Dara Khosrowshahi $1,000,000 per year.

In 2019, UBER reimbursed Dara $2,000,000 for work-related expenses.

What you call bees I call stinger-wielding nectar junkies.

“Regular exercise has far more health benefits than we know.” – Dr. Zhen Yan

Statements like these are why observant people regard the proclaimed experts as self-important dummkopfs.

Some news reports are calling SARS-CoV-2 a designer virus.

Great, now everyone will want it.

Almost every municipality has an ordinance against wearing masks in public.

Now, people are being fined for not breaking the law.

Everyone's favorite communist has suspended his presidential campaign.

As a further indicator of Bernie's lack of political acumen, he did not leverage his withdrawal for an appointment to a cushy government job with no accountability – oh, wait. He already has one.

With Boris in the ICU – but not on a vent, go figure – now is the time to remind (or inform) everyone that while Great Britain claims to be a Constitutional Monarchy, it never got around to actually writing a Constitution.

Many viruses do not deactivate under 165°F. SARS-COV-2 does not deactivate until at least 133°F. A high-grade fever (102°F – 109.6°F) does not approach the temperatures required to deactivate a virus.

There is anecdotal evidence that a low-grade fever (<102°F) is beneficial to the immune response, but do not expect your body to start incinerating viruses.

P.S. If you are inclined to use the Latin plural, it is vira, not viri.

HEADLINE: US man teaching dog how to drive arrested after high-speed chase.

Who said things aren't getting back to normal?

Welcome to the Banana Republic of America.

The pastor of the White House cabinet's bible study group says CoV is God's wrath.

This being a democracy, let's vote on whom gets thrown into the volcano.

A government stooge told me that people are not panicking. I guess it must be "1980's Poland Week" at the supermarkets.

Maybe they should put up some signage.

If the Coronavirus does not signal the end of civilization as we know it, Tom Brady signing with Tampa just might.

Four senators dumped stock prior to the market downtown but after closed-door CoV briefings to the tune of $11,000,000 total.

Felony murder is generally defined as a homicide that occurs during or peripheral to the commission of a felony.

Kelly Loeffler R-GA and Jim Inhofe R-OK could each be looking at several thousand counts of felony murder because insider trading is a crime and people have died as a result of their inaction.

Dianne Feinstein D-CA and Richard Burr R-NC are lucky enough to live in states where the felony murder rule would not apply – but that does not make them any less despicable.

Every hour there is a doomsday headline citing computer models.

Has a computer model accurately predicted anything, ever?