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Hollywood spent $175M on a film that was so bad it could only be improved by adding a scene of a man extracting bagpipes from a dragon's nether regions, and even that strategic maneuver only netted $30M opening weekend and likely not much more.
It's a far cry from the days of Home Alone, hauling $162M on a $15M budget or Dirty Dancing grabbing $62M on a $10M budget.
Every year, Hollywood has to relearn that money, technology, and potty humor does not a good movie make.
No fewer than 119 billionaires and their private jets converge on Davos, Switzerland next week for the World Economic Forum where they will bandy topics such as “Balancing Domestic and Global Inequality” and “Breaking Legal Barriers to Equality.”
It's just as well they're rich, otherwise they could not afford the $43 hot dogs.
How will Iowans award their delegates for the Democratic National Convention in Milwaukee?
By spending the evening sitting in school gymnasium bleachers being – not counted – estimated. Then, each time a candidate is eliminated, they have to move around to indicate their preferences for the remaining candidates.
Personally, I think Red Rover would be more effective.
Among the curiosities revealed by the following chart, it illuminates the ignorance of the populace with regard to the military.
How can the military be more trustworthy than the government that controls it?
Twenty months after the Prince of Wales paid for an eight figure wedding, Harry and Meghan are abdicating their titles and scarpering to Canada.
And that's the last time you'll see a British Royal marry an American!
People are upset that Jeff Bezos pledged only $1M AU to the Australian wildfire crisis. The reality is that Jeff Bezos pledged zero dollars.
"Amazon is donating 1 million AU dollars in needed provisions and services. Find more about it and learn how customers can help as well." - Instagram Post by Bezos
Idjits.
Secretary of State Mike Pompeo has linked Iran to 9/11 and this - of course - has spawned a bunch of Twin Towers and other memes about Iran's involvement in 9/11. After perusing my autographed copy of The 9/11 Report, I can relay the following:
"We have found no evidence that Iran or Hezbollah was aware of the planning for what later became the 9/11 attack." — 9/11 Report, p.258
How many other lies are they telling to make the public support aggressive actions toward Iran?
After a two week hiatus, the Fed has dumped another $100B into the financial system.
This is like George Bailey getting a loan from Mr. Potter every week to keep Bailey Brothers' Building and Loan afloat, but instead of drawing on existing deposits, Mr. Potter prints money in the back office and gives it to George.
It means the big banks are so mismanaged that the only thing keeping the economy from going into a death spiral is printing money – which itself leads to a death spiral.
Although exceptionally under-reported, Iraqi parliament did vote to eject the United States on January 5.
Esper's position that we will not leave is just another slap in the face of Iraq's sovereignty.
We may as well start dressing the military in red coats and waxing their moustaches.
California passed a bill in September intended to force companies to convert contractors to employees – but it does not force companies to keep contractors. Hundreds of Vox freelance writers were released prior to the law taking effect in January and only nine full-time positions were created to pick up the slack.
All is well though, Vox property SB Nation Executive Director John Ness invited the recently-shafted to continue contributing content sans remuneration as 'community insiders'.
Because it's the work that matters, not the eating or the light bill.
The Mayans may have gotten 2012 wrong, but they had no way of knowing that the movie version – or Island of Dr. Moreau version – of Cats wouldn't be released until 2019.
There's that word again: Coup (as in coup d'état).
People are insistent that the impeachment proceedings amount to a legalistic overthrow of the government, but somehow overlook the niggling detail that the person who becomes president in the case of a conviction is the man whom Trump hand-picked to succeed him!
For all we know, this whole thing was orchestrated by Melania because she hates being First Lady.
If you follow my posts, you have probably concluded that I am a Jack of all Tirades.
Doctors: Nutritional supplements don't work.
Also doctors: You have low vitamin D, take some vitamin D.
Study concludes minimal drinking increases risk of cancer - Curiously, the study defines minimal drinking as two drinks per day.
Where I come from, if you're drinking everyday you're an alcoholic!
Remember when Hillary was running for president and she was being out-polled by someone who wasn't? (Biden).
Now Biden is running for president and he's being out-polled by someone who isn't. (Hillary).
When products cannot achieve their mission of efficacy or cost through unadulterated natural sources, they adopt the moniker 'naturally derived'.
Heroin is naturally derived. So is meth. High-fructose corn syrup and BK's Impossible Whopper are naturally derived (the latter using a fungus/fermentation reproductive process for the primary protein).
Here is a list of things that are naturally-derived, but aren't necessarily good for you, even with 'naturally derived' labels:
The former Deutsche Bank executive who died last week was widely reported to have approved several loans for Donald Trump.
As the executive in charge of American operations, Thomas Bowers approved loans for a number of high profile individuals, including Jeffrey Epstein.
Something overlooked in the original reporting is that Mr. Bowers died (determined to be suicide by hanging) the day before he was to be questioned by the FBI in the Epstein case.
The CDC is now contemplating the possibility of suicide being contagious.
