Of the twenty-three (23) protections provided by the Bill of Rights, thirteen (13) are Rights of the Accused.

Our entire criminal justice system is encapsulated in three amendments totalling 347 words.

Instruments in Tibet were impacted by a 500 TeV photon originating in the Crab Nebula, the most energetic photon ever recorded (The LHC in Geneva generates about 14 TeV).

National Security Advisor John Bolton has asked the Joint Chiefs to plan a retaliatory strike against the Crab Nebula as a warning sign to Iran. "And it had better not take 10,000 years!" he was overheard saying.

Apparently, it's Lampoon John Bolton Day.

Capitalism: Sink old ships in the ocean to avoid the cost of dismantling them.

Ecoism: Same thing, but call the ship a 'reef'.

The body count for U.S. citizens in the Dominican Republican is up to nine.

That's three times more than Jurassic Park.

A Denver council member has vowed to establish communism "by any means necessary".

Methinks she has rather missed the point of communism.

Nine reporters from so-called prestigious news organizations attended the recent Bilderberg soiree in Montreaux Switzerland, representing the likes of NBC News, The Washington Post, The Economist, Bloomberg, and Financial Times.

The Bilderberg clutch operates under the Chatham House rule (paraphrased) "any one may disclose information from the meeting, but none may reveal the sources."

Following is a list of articles generated as a result of that meeting: