Angel of the Lord: “The virgin will conceive and give birth to a son, and they will call him Immanuel” (which means “God with us”).

Mary: “Okay, fine. But his middle name is going to be Harold and he will have his own angels.”

Now you know the rest of the story.

Teacher: "Johnny, where can you find the Pharaohs who were the oldest in Egypt when they were mummified?"

Johnny: "Heck, Teach. Everybody knows that – the Geezer Plateau!"