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HEADLINE: CIA's secret office has conducted UFO retrieval missions on at least NINE crash sites around the world

Isn't it strange that aliens who can circumvent the laws of physics for FTL travel, communicate via undetectable frequencies, deploy propulsion systems that leave no signatures, and generally operate with zero residual presence, have such trouble with atmospheric flight?

Don't you hate it when you confuse baklava with balaclava and end up in the middle of a Minnesota winter with a pile of Greek pastry?

The DoD has (again) failed another audit, with 22 of 29 sub-audits failing at 700 locations.

Apparently, when the government doesn't want to be held accountable for its actions, it 'funds' the DoD and then lets the DoD 'lose' it.

HEADLINE: World Population Passes 8 Billion

Those "depopulation agendas" don't seem to be getting the job done.

The name of the manufacturer of the rifle that presumably killed JFK was Carcano – not Mannlicher-Carcano as is widely reported.

Mannlicher was the licensor of the magazine design for the rifle.

If the Warren Commission couldn't even identify the rifle properly, what chance did it have of solving the murder of the president?

"The FBI had been investigating the dog-fighting ring for several years and nine members were arrested and charged last year … "

If an FBI investigation lasts longer than one year, it's because they are participating in the crime - and are usually the ones who instigated it.

If you want to reduce organized crime in America, eliminate the FBI.

Thanks to YouTube Music's new Live Lyrics feature, I now know that the correct lyric is "Dust in the Wind".

Not ducks. Dust.

That will be good information on Karaoke night.

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