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Listen to "Presidential Prognostication" on Spreaker.

Presidential Prognistication

Episode: 2445

Why wait until the election to learn who the new president is? We have you covered, along a few other predictions from election night through 2035!

Tags: Donald Trump, Election 2024, Kamala Harris

Listen to "Fantasy President Draft" on Spreaker.

For the past two presidential elections, a majority of the electorate has held their noses while punching their presidential ballots because of the quality of candidates listed thereon – and nothing improves this year. In fact, it’s the least desirable ticket in the modern era.

In the spirit of fantasy sports, where players are drafted onto fantasy teams and their real-life performances determine the outcome of fantasy matches, we have asked people who they would draft to be the next president of the United States. The answer will surprise you.

Tags: Donald Trump, Ronald Reagan, William Clinton, Gerald Ford, Kamala Harris, Dwight Eisenhower, Lyndon Johnson, Barack Obama

Listen to "Incontinenence 2024" on Spreaker.

Incontinence 2024

Episode: 2434

One of the candidates believes he is ordained by God and the other candidate actually was ordained by the one percent. Welcome to Incontinence 2024 - because when all is said and done, everyone is going to need a wardrobe change.

Tags: Donald Trump, Joseph Biden, Kamala Harris

Listen to "The Motive" on Spreaker.

The Motive

Episode: 2432

It's been twenty-one days since a nursing home fry cook evaded the Secret Service with all of the precision and guile of Daffy Duck outsmarting Elmer Fudd, and yet the Federal Bureau of Ineptitude Investigation has yet to conjure a modicum of motive for Thomas Crooks to have wanted former president Donald Trump dead.

Jacobin Brothers™ find a motive hiding in place sight.

Tags: JFK, Donald Trump, FBI, Thomas Crooks, Secret Service

Listen to "The Second Shooter" on Spreaker.

The Second Shooter

Episode: 2431

Music:

Jungle Rooster

As soon as the first bullet left Thomas Crooks' rifle on its way toward Donald Trump, pronouncements of a second shooter flooded the bitwaves. Let's talk about it.

Tags: Donald Trump, FBI, Thomas Crooks, Secret Service

Listen to "Placating the Peasantry" on Spreaker.

Placating the Peasantry

Episode: 2430

Music:

Jungle Rooster

The Democrats are in deep doo-doo – and so are the democratic processes they claim to care about so much.

Tags: Donald Trump, Joseph Biden

Listen to "Clown A vs Clown B" on Spreaker.

Clown A vs. Clown B

Episode: 2414

Music:

Jungle Rooster

A discussion of 2024's presumptive presidential candidates: Clown A, Clown B, and Clown C.

Tags: Donald Trump, Joseph Biden, Robert F. Kennedy Jr.