Alternatives to watching septuagenarians trying to remember why they are mad at each other:
- Rotate the air in your tires
- Translate the Dead Sea Scrolls into Mandarin
- Brush up on your long division
- Determine why fire engine signs have trucks on them no one has ever seen
- Teach your dog to drive a stick
- Join the Saucy Nugs movement
- Study microfluidics to enhance your argument for/against masks
- Measure the drop in the nation's IQ between 9pm and 10:30pm