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Everyone's favorite communist has suspended his presidential campaign.
As a further indicator of Bernie's lack of political acumen, he did not leverage his withdrawal for an appointment to a cushy government job with no accountability – oh, wait. He already has one.
With Boris in the ICU – but not on a vent, go figure – now is the time to remind (or inform) everyone that while Great Britain claims to be a Constitutional Monarchy, it never got around to actually writing a Constitution.
Many viruses do not deactivate under 165°F. SARS-COV-2 does not deactivate until at least 133°F. A high-grade fever (102°F – 109.6°F) does not approach the temperatures required to deactivate a virus.
There is anecdotal evidence that a low-grade fever (<102°F) is beneficial to the immune response, but do not expect your body to start incinerating viruses.
P.S. If you are inclined to use the Latin plural, it is vira, not viri.
HEADLINE: US man teaching dog how to drive arrested after high-speed chase.
Who said things aren't getting back to normal?
Welcome to the Banana Republic of America.
The pastor of the White House cabinet's bible study group says CoV is God's wrath.
This being a democracy, let's vote on whom gets thrown into the volcano.
A government stooge told me that people are not panicking. I guess it must be "1980's Poland Week" at the supermarkets.
Maybe they should put up some signage.
