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Anthony Fauci has informed everyone that masks really are necessary and admits that he lied about them being necessary to prevent a panic.

Obviously Fauci failed to pay attention in How to be a Government Stooge 101, when it explains that the government never admits to telling a lie – otherwise, we would need 48-hour-a-day news coverage!

The Kentucky Horse Racing Commission has passed a rule that limits whipping horses to six times per race.

Everyone can stop rioting and looting now.

SecDef Mark Esper and former SecDef James Mattis have come out against Trump's domestic policies.

When a guy named "Mad Dog" thinks you've crossed the line, maybe you have.

Trump tweeted this week that the US will classify Antifa as a domestic terror organization. Here's a news flash: DHS classified Antifa's activities as domestic terrorist violence in 2016.

Captain Oblivious' proposed recognition of something that happened four years ago has no effect on the matter.

Only if he designates them as foreign terrorists or enemy combatants will the Patriot Act kick in and obliterate their constitutional rights – and if that happens, he will be Hitler.

Donald Trump gases civilians so he can walk down the street and wave a bible in front of a church.

Susan Rice blames protests of racial injustice on the Russians.

I say it's time to let the aliens take their turn making a mockery of civilization. At least we'll get some ray guns out of the deal.

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