Joe Biden announced yesterday that he will improve the federal government by – wait for it – expanding the government.

Now why hasn't someone thought of that before?

Tobacco giant Philip Morris is in a bidding war to acquire a pharmaceutical company that makes treatments for respiratory diseases.

Tell me again how wonderful capitalism is.

(Arguments conflating free market economics and capitalism will not be entertained)

In society's race toward Obliviating Inanity, Colorado has eschewed the term 'sex offenders' for 'adults who commit sexual offenses', nosing ahead of the vacuous would-be neologizers who replaced 'homeless people' with 'persons experiencing homelessness'.

Lots of talk about QR code vaccine passports, but a monkey can read, alter, and reproduce a QR code.

If the QR Code data are not validated in real time, it's a farce of farces.

The CDC has admitted the vaccines don't work.

Okay, they didn't say that, but they did say herd immunity is not achievable, which conveys the same message.

After pretending to know something about the global supply chain during his speech in Baltimore, Joe then urged people to Buy American; a bit of a contradiction, either there’s a global economy or there isn’t – but I digress…

The problem facing Americans today is record-setting inflation (okay, one of the problems). The solution to the biggest drop in purchasing power in thirty years isn’t buying American (stay with me).

Inflation happens because there’s too much Monopoly money floating around and it loses its value (ref. R. Mugabe). The answer to inflation is to reduce the money supply; ideally, by giving it to someone who wants it.

If people in other countries are willing to trade their physical goods for our worthless Monopoly money, thereby reducing domestic currency levels and increasing the comparative value of the dollar, what’s the downside?