There's that word again: Coup (as in coup d'état).

People are insistent that the impeachment proceedings amount to a legalistic overthrow of the government, but somehow overlook the niggling detail that the person who becomes president in the case of a conviction is the man whom Trump hand-picked to succeed him!

For all we know, this whole thing was orchestrated by Melania because she hates being First Lady.

If you follow my posts, you have probably concluded that I am a Jack of all Tirades.

Doctors: Nutritional supplements don't work.

Also doctors: You have low vitamin D, take some vitamin D.

Study concludes minimal drinking increases risk of cancer - Curiously, the study defines minimal drinking as two drinks per day.

Where I come from, if you're drinking everyday you're an alcoholic!

Remember when Hillary was running for president and she was being out-polled by someone who wasn't? (Biden).

Now Biden is running for president and he's being out-polled by someone who isn't. (Hillary).

When products cannot achieve their mission of efficacy or cost through unadulterated natural sources, they adopt the moniker 'naturally derived'.

Heroin is naturally derived. So is meth. High-fructose corn syrup and BK's Impossible Whopper are naturally derived (the latter using a fungus/fermentation reproductive process for the primary protein).

Here is a list of things that are naturally-derived, but aren't necessarily good for you, even with 'naturally derived' labels:

1. potassium cyanide
2. politicians
3. lead bullets
4. lawyers
5. hemlock
6. opium
7. acrylamide
8. dimethylacrylamide
9. zombies
10. zither music