Clown B is getting a bit uppity. What was wrong with Clown A, again? Oh, right …

Remind me, which article of the Constitution grants the president the authority to tell people what to do?

After ~50,000 tweets and single-handedly keeping the platform relevant for five years, Donald Trump was invited to leave Twitter in January and not come back.

The Donald has taken to publishing his own blog where he has posts that are a whole five sentences long! Who says you can't teach an old Don new tricks?

Joe Biden is continuing the disturbing trend started by Donald Trump of spending millions of dollars to send letters to Americans telling them what a great and wonderful guy he is because he signed a bill.

In this instance, the letter described the money being sent to citizens that the government borrowed from the central bank - money that must be repaid by guess-whom?

The explanation for Kentucky Derby winner Medina Spirit failing the race day drug test is that one of the grooms (horse attendants) drank cough syrup, urinated on some hay, and the horse ate the hay.

This perfectly plausible chain of events resulted in the horse having more than twice the allowed amount of betamethasone (corticosteroid) in its blood.

How much betamethasone syrup would someone have to drink for the excreted amount to pop in a half-ton horse?

(The fact that betamethasone syrup is not prescribed for coughs is something we'll let his attorneys worry about).

Headline: Essential Quality first gray horse favored to win Kentucky Derby in 25 years

Some days it must be difficult to be a journalist (I know it's difficult to be a news consumser)

"In March, the United States, Britain and members of the European Union blocked a World Trade Organization proposal backed by roughly 80 nations, including India and South Africa, to waive patent protections for coronavirus vaccines." – chron.com

Yes, IP protections have been known to drive innovation. Those innovations may come at the cost of another three million lives.